2. My credit card. "Sweetie, isn't that pretty? You would look so cute in that. We have the money. You'll pay it off at the end of the month." 3. AIDS Orphans. "Mommy. Help me." 4. The treadmill. "Um, you spent a lot of money on me and now I'm sitting here? No wonder why your clothes don't fit anymore. I'm the last thing you should neglect." 5. My bed. "It is so cozy and soft and dark in here. And quiet. You don't need the treadmill or anything else. You just need some rest." 6. The computer. "You know how much fun I am. You can always pawn off our time together as work you know" 7. The environment. "I'm dying. You could help so much more but you don't do enough." 8. My fertility. "You know, I'm not going to be around forever. I could already be gone, but you just ignore me month after month. You aren't getting any younger. Are you sure that you want to adopt the rest of your kids? 9. My car. "Are you ever going to change my oil? You think about it every day and still I suffer. Don't you know how sick I could get without regular maintenance?" 10. My Nana. "I love you baby. Just call whenever you get a chance." 11. My mind. "Aren't you bored? You aren't pregnant or adopting this year, let's go back to school. Let's finish our Bachelor's. Let's get certified as a hypnotherapist. Let's go to facial school. Let's read all of the Booker Prize winners. Let's learn sign language. Let's remodel the house. Let's try to pay down the mortgage." 12. My art journal. "I'm the most fun that you create on your own. You feel so great after spending time with me. I want to play! Let's play!" 13. My bathtub. "I'm clean. I'm warm to almost hot. I smell so good. You need a break. Come on in and I'll take care of you." Links to other Thursday Thirteens!1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
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7 comments:
You are so creative.Great list.My car is calling my name, it's not screaming yet, but it does need a good wash and vaccuum.
Have a great Thursday,Karianne!
Very Creative, Ms. K.
Poetic, in fact!
I really like the list too. Some of these really speak to me too...if you don't mind, I may borrow the same idea in a TT to come!
Thx for stopping by my site :)
fabulous list! with just the right balance of humor and outright straight-to-the-point-edness! (i doubt that's a word, but i hope you understand what i mean.) happy TT!
thanks for coming to visit me!
LOL! I loved the first sentence!!! HA! I didn't even think of that. But that is the thing that I love about WW. If you follow the program, you can treat yourself. :) They should totally hire me as spokes model.
Shake's is a southern/midwest chain, I think. But they are expanding.
http://www.shakesfrozencustard.com/
Frozen Custard is SOOOO amazing!
Yum!
That is a very creative 13, one of the most creative I have seen in a while!
LOVE IT! I may steal your theme next week, if you don't mind. :D
You are definitely an amazing lady, KariAnne. Hope the kids are feeling better.
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